Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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