1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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