What a fucking waste of an outfit
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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