I want to make a zoo with you.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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