Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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