Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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