Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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