the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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