Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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