There was a lot of him and a little penis
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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