And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
