I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
