do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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