This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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