I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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