Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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