week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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