I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets