I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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