I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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