lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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