There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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