just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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