I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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