I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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