My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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