Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My dick has a subreddit
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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