so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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