ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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