I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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