I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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