we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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