Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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