dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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