Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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