Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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