TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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