My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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