I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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