what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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