just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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