I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
do herpes really smell.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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