Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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