Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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