I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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