He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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