We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
