For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I touched a dick in church today
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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