I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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