Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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