the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
