I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Randomize
