just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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