We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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