Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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