How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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