Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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